Jake's Takes on "The Reptile Room"
Jacob Brady
Reading 5
Mrs. Tuck
5 November 2012
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Reptile Room
by Lemony Snicket
In Lemony Snicket’s thrilling second installment of A Series of Unfortunate Events, the three Baudelaire orphans, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are put under the care of yet another family member—herpetologist Dr. Montgomery Montgomery. However, as soon as their lives seem like they are finally getting better, the face of someone that the orphans never wanted to see again returns.
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire have had miserable lives ever since their parents perished in a horrendous fire that destroyed everything they owned except for a picture of their parents and an amber spyglass hidden in their father’s desk drawer. Soon after th…
OMG! Beck and Jade Back Together?
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Get Ready for the Kidlympics!
HOORAY!!!!!!! The 'Kidlympics are now an official tournament! Me and Peyton are on a swinging team together, and we've been practicing all week! WE ARE GOING TO CRUSH OUR COMPETITION!!! I am like soooooo excited that my new game is going to ACTUALLY happen! Its date is supposed to me November 1st or 2nd, but either way I'm excited! There will be competion from Mrs. Tuck's homeroom, Ms. Piercy's homeroom, and Mason and Slayten's homeroom. I don't know exactly how many rounds of gameplay there will be, but I know there will be running, football, swinging (of course), and baseball...YAY! Root for me and Peytini please?!
The REAL Beavis & Butthead
Okay...so Beavis & Butthead was a stupid cartoon show on MTV about some dumb college kids called Beavis and Butthead (yeah). Well, we were on the bus, when Hunter was bothering Morgan, Katie, and I calling us Beavises. We STILL can't figure out why?! Anyway, I for one got super annoyed, so I said, "Can it, Butthead!" and he stopped. Then, not knowing he had been beaten, he thought of a comeback, "Hey Jacob, if I'm the Butthead, how come Morgan isn't the Beavis?!" That made us MAD...but here goes to say, when you make Morgan mad, on the other hand, you DON'T want to be on the bus seat behind her--because she slaps: HARD! I would say some more, but as an Admin of MyFace, we don't prohibit those kinds of words ;P Catcha' later!
--Jake
Kindle Fires Rock !! so do ipads!
I in agreements with Sutton think pencils are boring. All they do is create blisters on your hand and if they break you have to get up put the pencil in the pencil sharpener and if it is a hand crank pencil sharpener you have to CRANK IT!!!! so I think that that all schools should give students Ipads to have all their books on then you dont need a bookbag and less childrens backs hurting Haha Teachers and no more money wasted no money for paper no cutting down trees then school would be so fun!! But One Question wht if they go dead Hmmmmmmmmmmmm ill think so you can too.
Pencils Are Boring
I find that pencils are BORING! I guess they enjoy being boring because they never try to b anything lik pens! I like computers and ipads better than pencils so i know that PENCILS R BORING
YEP THEY ARE DUH
~~TOOTLES
Unscramble the Song Titles! (Game)
Hey there, MyFacers! I found a nifty little game on some other wikis, and so I decided 2 bring the fun over 2 our website...
The rules are simple: Player One scrambles up a song title (word-by-word) in the comment boxes below, and Player Two wins by replying with the correct unscrambled song title w/ the name of the song's artist next to it.
Here's an example:
Player One could type, "vaeetEl," in the 1st box, and Player Two could reply saying, "Elevate, by BTR".
Here's another one:
Player One could be all like, "adB eoanRcm," and Player Two could respond and be all like, "Bad Romance, by Lady GaGa."
Think you've got it? You try in the boxes below...
The World According to Jud
"Jud, is Santa coming to see you for Christmas?"
--Nana
"No, he isn't!"
--Jud
"Then who's coming to see you?"
--Nana
"Jesus!"
--Jud
"Raisins!"
--Jud
"Nooooo! You can't eat those raisins, they're yucky!"
--Jacob,
After coming across a pile of deer poop
while walking around in the woods with Jud
"Go down the slide road!"
--Jud, age 2
Every time he sees an entrance ramp
going down our highway
"I'm twee (3) but I wanna be five!"
--Jud on his 3rd birthday
"I wanna go to Nana's and eat Tazmars (Cows Tails) and drink my blue juice!"
--Jud, age 3
"Jud, you need to eat your dinner....you haven't eaten squat!"
--Mom (almost everyday)
"But I don't like squat!?"
--Jud, age 3
Not knowing what "squat" is
"Ohh, they didn't go to Rite-Aid, they went to Williamsburg. Yay!"
--Jud, age 3…
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MyDog Snoopy!
Snoopy is soooooo cute.He loves to play. He pees on the slide.Go Go GO snoopy! I know i am talking about snoopy so much,but i love him so much.